Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx (; October 2, 1890 – August 19, 1977) was an American comedian, actor, writer, singer, stage, film, radio, television star and vaudeville performer. He is generally considered to have been a master of quick wit and one of America's greatest comedians.He made 13 feature films as...
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Knowledge is power, if you know it about the right person.
I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.