Evan Esar (1899–1995) was an American humorist who wrote Esar's Comic Dictionary in 1943, Humorous English in 1961, and 20,000 Quips and Quotes in 1968.
Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.
Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.
Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.
The only way not to think about money is to have a great deal of it.
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.