The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

Control's a funny thing. It comes and goes. Some days I had it, some days I didn't. It felt like every time I did something healthy, I had this in satiable need to counterbalance it by doing something unhealthy.

—Evan Esar

Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.

—Evan Esar

Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.

—Evan Esar

Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.

—Evan Esar

Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.

—Evan Esar

The only way not to think about money is to have a great deal of it.

—Edith Wharton

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

—e. e. cummings

Money is the sinew of love as well as war.

—Dr. Thomas Fuller

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

—Dorothy Parker

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game.

—Donald Trump