Henry Wheeler Shaw (April 21, 1818 – October 14, 1885), better known by the pen name Josh Billings, was a 19th-century American humorist and lecturer.
That's the beauty of argument-if you argue correctly, you're never wrong.
One single grateful thought raised to heaven is the most perfect prayer.
You must pray that the way be long, full of adventures and experiences.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.