I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to. —Dave Barry More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Some things are so unexpected that no one is prepared for them. —Leo Rosten More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I want to live my life, not record it. —Jackie Kennedy More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. —Robert Orben More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
It's all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back. —Mick Jagger More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. —Mark Twain More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind. —Evan Esar More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. —Ludwig Wittgenstein More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Fall not in love, therefore; it will stick to your face. —National Lampoon More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
The great advantage about telling the truth is that nobody ever believes it. —Dorothy L. Sayers More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
The ocean moans over dead men's bones. —Thomas Bailey Aldrich More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. —Woody Allen More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Thanksgiving is a time of togetherness and gratitude. —Nigel Hamilton More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. —Fran Lebowitz More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Every man, wherever he goes, is encompassed by a cloud of comforting convictions, which move with him like flies on a summer day. —Bertrand Russell More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email