When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
—Gracie Allen
We are born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society.
—Judith Martin
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
—Sam Levenson
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
—Wilson Mizner
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
—George Bernard Shaw
You can live without anything you weren't born with, and you can make it through on even half of that.
—Gloria Naylor
Somewhere in the world at that moment, there was a birth, a death, a sunrise, and a sunset. There was despair, and a burst of laughter, a promise broken, and a vow made.
And there was this kiss.
—Lydia Kang in A Beautiful Poison