About Wilson Mizner
Wilson Mizner ( MIZE-ner) (May 19, 1876 – April 3, 1933) was an American playwright, raconteur, and entrepreneur. His best-known plays are The Deep Purple, produced in 1910, and The Greyhound, produced in 1912. He was manager and co-owner of the restaurant The Brown Derby in Los Angeles, California, and...
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A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.
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There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.
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Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.