One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that, deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting late. —Jack Handey More about this quote Tags: humor kids Disney Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today's world. They have created a land of make-believe that's worse than regular life. —P. J. O'Rourke More about this quote Tags: accomplishment worse Disney Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email