My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August.

Ronnie Shakes

About Ronnie Shakes

Ronnie Shakes (born Ronald Michael Sakele; February 21, 1947 – May 16, 1987) was a stand up comedian who made seven appearances on the Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson from 1984 to 1987. Shakes died at age 40 of a heart attack while jogging.

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