John William Carson (October 23, 1925 – January 23, 2005) was an American television host, comedian, writer, and producer. He is best known as the host of The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (1962–1992). Carson received six Primetime Emmy Awards, the Television Academy's 1980 Governor's Award, and a 1985 Peabody...
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.