In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Here's a tip to avoid death by celebrity: First off, get a life. They can't touch you if you're out doing something interesting.
—Kent Nichols and Douglas Sarine
Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault.