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Groucho Marx

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Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx (; October 2, 1890 – August 19, 1977) was an American comedian, actor, comic vocalist and game show host who performed in vaudeville, Broadway, films, radio, and television. A master of the one-line retort, he is considered one of America's greatest comedians.

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Quotes from Groucho Marx

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

—Groucho Marx

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

—Groucho Marx

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks.

—Groucho Marx

Women should be obscene and not heard.

—Groucho Marx

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