Mitchell Lee Hedberg (February 24, 1968 – March 30, 2005) was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and deadpan delivery. His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs.
That's what happens to dreams, life gets in the way.
—Jodi Picoult in Handle With Care
It hurts to find out that what you wanted doesn't match what you dreamed it would be.