You know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show. —Mitch Hedberg More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
About Mitch Hedberg Mitchell Lee Hedberg (February 24, 1968 – March 30, 2005) was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and deadpan delivery. His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs.
More quotations from Mitch Hedberg I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later. —Mitch Hedberg More about this quote Tags: humor dreams Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down. —Mitch Hedberg More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it. —Mitch Hedberg More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly. —Mitch Hedberg More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long. —Mitch Hedberg More about this quote Tags: humor time sleep Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later. —Mitch Hedberg More about this quote Tags: humor dreams Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down. —Mitch Hedberg More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it. —Mitch Hedberg More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly. —Mitch Hedberg More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long. —Mitch Hedberg More about this quote Tags: humor time sleep Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email