I'm a secretary. On a good day I type ninety-five words per minute; on a bad day I show up drunk in my pajamas. —Mary Beth Cowan More about this quote Tags: work drinking secretary typing bad days Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
More quotations tagged with “drinking” I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep. —George Best More about this quote Tags: drinking sleep Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and drink. —P. J. O'Rourke More about this quote Tags: sports alcohol drinking snow skiing Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home. —W. C. Fields More about this quote Tags: driving alcohol drinking Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Ah! Memory impairment: the free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle! —Chuck Lorre, Steven Molaro and Eric Kaplan More about this quote Tags: memory forgetting alcohol drinking Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. —Mark Twain More about this quote Tags: health eating drinking Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep. —George Best More about this quote Tags: drinking sleep Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and drink. —P. J. O'Rourke More about this quote Tags: sports alcohol drinking snow skiing Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home. —W. C. Fields More about this quote Tags: driving alcohol drinking Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Ah! Memory impairment: the free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle! —Chuck Lorre, Steven Molaro and Eric Kaplan More about this quote Tags: memory forgetting alcohol drinking Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. —Mark Twain More about this quote Tags: health eating drinking Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email