Ah! Memory impairment: the free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle! —Chuck Lorre, Steven Molaro and Eric Kaplan More about this quote Tags: memory forgetting alcohol drinking Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
More quotations tagged with “drinking” The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. —Mark Twain More about this quote Tags: health eating drinking Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Truth can be found everywhere, even on the lips of drunkards, in the noisiest of taverns. —Elie Wiesel More about this quote Tags: truth alcohol drinking drunkards taverns Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on. —Oscar Levant More about this quote Tags: responsibility blame alcohol drinking Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. —Henny Youngman More about this quote Tags: humor reading learning knowledge alcohol drinking Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony. —Robert Benchley More about this quote Tags: fools alcohol drinking Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. —Mark Twain More about this quote Tags: health eating drinking Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Truth can be found everywhere, even on the lips of drunkards, in the noisiest of taverns. —Elie Wiesel More about this quote Tags: truth alcohol drinking drunkards taverns Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on. —Oscar Levant More about this quote Tags: responsibility blame alcohol drinking Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. —Henny Youngman More about this quote Tags: humor reading learning knowledge alcohol drinking Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony. —Robert Benchley More about this quote Tags: fools alcohol drinking Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email