Ah! Memory impairment: the free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle!

—Chuck Lorre, Steven Molaro and Eric Kaplan

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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not.

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Truth can be found everywhere, even on the lips of drunkards, in the noisiest of taverns.

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I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

—Oscar Levant

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

—Henny Youngman

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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.

—Robert Benchley

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20 Dec 2014 Added