Samuel Langhorne Clemens (November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910), known by the pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer, humorist, and essayist. He was praised as the "greatest humorist the United States has produced," with William Faulkner calling him "the father of American literature." Twain's novels include The...
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not.
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.