Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
—Jules Renard
Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.
—Robert A. Heinlein
If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you.
—Don Marquis
Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you'd rather be lazy and dead sooner.
—Randy K. Milholland
It's hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.
—Darby Conley
Percentage wise, it is 100% easier not to do things than to do them, and so much fun not to do them—especially when you were supposed to do them. In terms of instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.
—John Mulaney
Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.
—Robert A. Heinlein
It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.
—Jerome K. Jerome
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
—Bob Hope
The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.
—John Kenneth Galbraith
The worst indictment I ever heard from my father was when he'd say of another man, "He's so lazy he stinks.
—Joseph Bathanti
Idleness and lack of occupation tend—nay are dragged—towards evil.
—Hippocrates
Failure is not the only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of others.
—Jules Renard
Indolence is a delightful but distressing state; we must be doing something to be happy.
—Mahatma Gandhi
There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.
—Mary Wilson Little