James Douglas Muir Leno (; born April 28, 1950) is an American television host, writer and comedian. After doing stand-up comedy for years, he became the host of NBC's The Tonight Show from 1992 until 2009 when Conan O'Brien took over as host. Beginning in September 2009, Leno started a...
If I wanted to go crazy I would do it in Washington because it would not be noticed.
You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that.
If you trust Google more than your doctor then maybe it's time to switch doctors.
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
Sit at the feet of the master long enough, and they'll start to smell.