If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.

Henny Youngman

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Henry "Henny" Youngman (16 March 1906 – 24 February 1998) was a British-born American comedian and musician famous for his mastery of the "one-liner", his best known being "Take my wife... please".

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