Men are stupid and women are crazy. And the reason women are so crazy is because men are so stupid.
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.
—H. G. Wells
Great things are done when men and mountains meet.
You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men.
Women like silent men. They think they're listening.
The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
—B. F. Skinner
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
A woman can be anything the man who loves her would have her be.
—James M. Barrie
When we first broke into that forbidden box in the other dimension, we knew we had discovered something as surprising and powerful as the New World when Columbus came stumbling onto it.
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
—Charles De Gaulle
Boys will lie, cheat, and steal to get into your pants. A man will stand the test of time. Make him wait, and you'll see which one he is.
—Penelope Douglas in Falling Away
Don't think you're special. Lots of women get him. No one keeps him.
—Penelope Douglas in Corrupt
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.