Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
—Billy Crystal
Men are stupid and women are crazy. And the reason women are so crazy is because men are so stupid.
—George Carlin
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf—it's almost a law.
—H. G. Wells
Great things are done when men and mountains meet.
—William Blake
You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men.
—Max Beerbohm
Women like silent men. They think they're listening.
—Marcel Archard
The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
—B. F. Skinner
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
—Kin Hubbard
A woman can be anything the man who loves her would have her be.
—J. M. Barrie
When we first broke into that forbidden box in the other dimension, we knew we had discovered something as surprising and powerful as the New World when Columbus came stumbling onto it.
—Ken Kesey
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
—Charles De Gaulle
It seems that it is only the recent West that has deemed it unnecessary to "initiate" young men. Otherwise, culture after culture felt that if the young man were not introduced to "the mysteries," he would not know what to do with his pain and would almost always abuse his power. It looks like they were right.
—Richard Rohr
Boys will lie, cheat, and steal to get into your pants. A man will stand the test of time. Make him wait, and you'll see which one he is.
—Penelope Douglas in Falling Away
Don't think you're special. Lots of women get him. No one keeps him.
—Penelope Douglas in Corrupt
Men always want to be a woman's first love—women like to be a man's last romance.
—Oscar Wilde