William Goldman (August 12, 1931 – November 16, 2018) was an American novelist, screenwriter and playwright who wrote 16 novels and numerous screenplays in a career spanning seven decades. He received the Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay and Best Screenplay from the BAFTAs and Golden Globes for his first...
This is my favorite book in all the world, though I have never read it.
Life is pain. Anyone who says different is trying to sell you something.
Life is pain, anyone who says differently is selling something.
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.