About Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and film producer. He is known for his distinctive lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations.
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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
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I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.