The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. —Phyllis Diller More about this quote Tags: alcohol chores ironing Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking. —Dave Barry More about this quote Tags: science alcohol drinking electricity Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's morning sickness. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before. —Ellen DeGeneres More about this quote Tags: humor alcohol motherhood Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. —F. Scott Fitzgerald More about this quote Tags: power alcohol control alcoholism addiction Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of a little water. —Christopher Morley More about this quote Tags: hearts sadness alcohol sky Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. —Dylan Thomas More about this quote Tags: judgement alcohol comparison alcoholism Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Ah, sweet alcohol. Like a true friend, you replace the anger with better, louder anger. —Randy K. Milholland More about this quote Tags: anger alcohol loudness Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email