The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.
The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
A woman can be anything the man who loves her would have her be.
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
Don't think you're special. Lots of women get him. No one keeps him.
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.