I like sports bars. Sports bars are great because they collect all of the people I don't want to hang out with, and put them in one room.

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Demetri Evan Martin (Greek: Δημήτριος Ευάγγελος Μάρτιν; born May 25, 1973) is an American comedian, actor, director, cartoonist and musician. He was a contributor on The Daily Show. In stand-up, he is known for his deadpan delivery, playing his guitar for jokes, and his satirical cartoons. He currently stars as Ice Bear in the Cartoon Network animated series We Bare Bears.

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