William Claude Dukenfield (January 29, 1880 – December 25, 1946), better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer. Fields' comic persona was a misanthropic and hard-drinking egotist, who remained a sympathetic character despite his snarling contempt for dogs and children.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
The day, water, sun, moon, night - I do not have to purchase these things with money.
Soft is stronger than hard, water stronger than rock, love stronger than violence.