I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.

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Demetri Evan Martin (Greek: Δεμετρι Εωαν Μαρτιν; born May 25, 1973) is an American comedian. He was a contributor on The Daily Show. In stand-up, he is known for his deadpan delivery.

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