I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.

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Demetri Evan Martin (born May 25, 1973) is an American comedian, actor, artist, and musician. He is best known for his work as a stand-up comedian, being a contributor on The Daily Show, and his Comedy Central show Important Things with Demetri Martin. In stand-up, he is known for his deadpan delivery.

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