I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. —Mitch Hedberg More about this quote Tags: music water whistling Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
About Mitch Hedberg Mitchell Lee Hedberg (February 24, 1968 – March 30, 2005) was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and deadpan delivery. His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs.
More quotations from Mitch Hedberg My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. —Mitch Hedberg More about this quote Tags: humor water plants Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down. —Mitch Hedberg More about this quote Tags: humor gravity jewelry necklaces Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults. —Mitch Hedberg More about this quote Tags: age food adulthood macaroni and cheese Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling, I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle. —Mitch Hedberg More about this quote Tags: humor blackjack gambling Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it. —Mitch Hedberg More about this quote Tags: humor activism Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. —Mitch Hedberg More about this quote Tags: humor water plants Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down. —Mitch Hedberg More about this quote Tags: humor gravity jewelry necklaces Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults. —Mitch Hedberg More about this quote Tags: age food adulthood macaroni and cheese Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling, I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle. —Mitch Hedberg More about this quote Tags: humor blackjack gambling Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it. —Mitch Hedberg More about this quote Tags: humor activism Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
More quotations tagged with “water” The fall of dropping water wears away the Stone. —Lucretius More about this quote Tags: time change water Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email I am not quite sure what the advantage is in having a few more dollars to spend if the air is too dirty to breathe, the water is too polluted to drink, the commuters are losing out in the struggle to get in and out of the city, the streets are filthy, the schools are so bad that the young perhaps wisely stay away, and the hoodlums roll citizens for some of the dollars they saved in the tax cut. —John Kenneth Galbraith More about this quote Tags: money environmentalism water air city streets schools Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Plans to protect air and water, wilderness and wildlife are in fact plans to protect man. —Stewart Udall More about this quote Tags: humanity conservation water wilderness air Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add. —Steven Wright More about this quote Tags: humor science water Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. —Mitch Hedberg More about this quote Tags: humor water plants Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
The fall of dropping water wears away the Stone. —Lucretius More about this quote Tags: time change water Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I am not quite sure what the advantage is in having a few more dollars to spend if the air is too dirty to breathe, the water is too polluted to drink, the commuters are losing out in the struggle to get in and out of the city, the streets are filthy, the schools are so bad that the young perhaps wisely stay away, and the hoodlums roll citizens for some of the dollars they saved in the tax cut. —John Kenneth Galbraith More about this quote Tags: money environmentalism water air city streets schools Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Plans to protect air and water, wilderness and wildlife are in fact plans to protect man. —Stewart Udall More about this quote Tags: humanity conservation water wilderness air Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add. —Steven Wright More about this quote Tags: humor science water Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. —Mitch Hedberg More about this quote Tags: humor water plants Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email