Mitch Hedberg: "I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how..."

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Mitchell Lee Hedberg (February 24, 1968 – March 30, 2005) was an American stand-up comedian. He was known for his one-liner comedy, characterized by surreal humor and his distinctive deadpan delivery, as well as his unconventional stage presence.

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I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.

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