Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and film producer. He is known for his distinctive lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations.
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there.
I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.