Once I wanted total happiness – now I will settle for a little less pain.
I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.
Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.
We do not write because we want to; we write because we have to.
The trouble with facts is that there are so many of them.