You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech.
—George Burns
It is kind of strange watching your personal history become costume.
—George Burns
Age to me means nothing. I can't get old; I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age.
—George Sand
I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.
—Unknown
It is a mistake to regard age as a downhill grade toward dissolution. The reverse is true. As one grows older, one climbs with surprising strides.
—Unknown
The year hastens to its close. What is it to me? That I am twenty-five or fifty-eight is as nothing. Should I mourn that the spring flowers are gone, that the summer fruit has ripened, that the harvest is reaped, that the snow has fallen?
—Ralph Waldo Emerson
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
—Kin Hubbard
A woman telling her true age is like a buyer confiding his final price to an Armenian rug dealer.
—Mignon McLaughlin
There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
—P. G. Wodehouse
Age is not important unless you're a cheese.
—Helen Hayes
It's like I'm thirteen again and he's my crush. All I'm aware of in this entire roomful of people is him. Where he is, what he's doing, who he's talking to.
—Sophie Kinsella in Remember Me?
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
—Groucho Marx
The older you get the stronger the wind gets—and it's always in your face.
—Pablo Picasso
If youth knew; if age could.
—Sigmund Freud
Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day.
—Lillian Gordy Carter