Henry "Henny" Youngman (16 March 1906 – 24 February 1998) was a British-born American comedian and musician famous for his mastery of the "one-liner", his best known being "Take my wife... please".
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
These days an income is something you can't live without--or within.