About Henny Youngman
Henry "Henny" Youngman (March 16, 1906 – February 24, 1998) was an English-born American comedian and musician famous for his mastery of the "one-liner", his best known being "Take my wife... please".
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
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These days an income is something you can't live without--or within.