About Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and film producer. He is known for his distinctive lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations.
More quotations from Steven Wright
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
More quotations tagged with “walking”
My doctors told me I would never walk again. My mother told me I would. I believed my mother.
Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.