A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with. —Tennessee Williams More about this quote Tags: humor nature vacuum Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
The world is round; it has no point. —Adrienne E. Gusoff More about this quote Tags: humor world point Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore. —Randy K. Milholland More about this quote Tags: humor work duty grass lawn Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. —Robert Benchley More about this quote Tags: humor learning boy dog Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius. —Minna Antrim More about this quote Tags: genius wisdom humor knowledge self Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done. —Ludwig Wittgenstein More about this quote Tags: humor intelligence accomplishment people Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile. —Bob Edwards More about this quote Tags: humor time cars place parking Solomon Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. —Bob Hope More about this quote Tags: humor laziness kisses Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again —Mike Myers More about this quote Tags: humor nature silliness fun Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I went window shopping today! I bought four windows. —Tommy Cooper More about this quote Tags: humor shopping windows Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
If you're not scared or angry at the thought of a human brain being controlled remotely, then it could be this prototype of mine is finally starting to work. —John Alejandro King More about this quote Tags: fear humor anger control Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. —George Burns More about this quote Tags: history humor time age old age Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. —Douglas Adams More about this quote Tags: history humor universe anger Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? —Woody Allen More about this quote Tags: God humor belief Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week. —Laurence J. Peter More about this quote Tags: love humor loss laundry chores Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email