If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
These days an income is something you can't live without--or within.
I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.
It's human to make mistakes and some of us are more human than others.