I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.
By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight?
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.