I’m all for gun control. Sometimes I shake a little; I’ve got to use two hands.
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
Where can I find a man who has forgotten words? I would like to have a word with him.